The name's Abi. Just another teenager tumblin' away.
'Accidental murder' what the fuck you can't accidentally murder someone you've either accidentally killed them or you've murdered them STOP SAYING THAT PHRASE IT MAKES NO SENSE
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
Well it reposted so there’s that;
I love how Social Anxiety Disorder is also known as SAD because it indeed does make me very sad.
What the fuck do you do when you’re a year into A-Levels and you realise you’re going down completely the wrong path and you’ve basically ruined your life because of realising stuff only a year too late and retaking is definitely not an option because you’re suffering from crippling social anxiety that is basically putting a stop to all your relationships as it is so the thought of having to befriend another year group is literally disgusting and you’re still not receiving treatment because your mum has persuaded you to wait until after the exams that YOU REALLY DO NOT WANT TO TAKE FUCK THIS