So here we are.

Oh yes, I fucking understand.

tyleroakley:

…and I know two of these people.

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afireinside:

Lmao calm your tits and sit the fuck down.

• I don’t care if you’ve been to 700 different Broadway performances. You are still not entitled to talk down to people like you know everything and they know nothing. WHEN DID YOU BECOME MY MOTHER THO?
• THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DRESS CODE FOR GOING TO A BROADWAY SHOW. THERE REALLY ISN’T. So get that fucking idea out of your heads and realize that people are going to wear what makes them comfortable. Yes, dressing up for a performance is awesome but no one is required to so wear what you want and leave everyone else ALONE. SHIT.
• I am wearing pink sunglasses on my head with my adorable purple dress and I dare you to come at me and say something. 
• Darren fans are not nearly at the same batshit insanity level of some DanRad fans so I think we can quit worrying about shrieking and people embarrassing themselves, and also the ushers? KNOW HOW TO DO THEIR JOBS. 

TL;DR VERSION: Rules of Broadway = have fun and don’t be a tool in ways that will disrupt anyone else’s enjoyment of the show. TYFYT.

Hngghhh so so so tired of the preachiness and snobbery going around tumblr over H2$ lately. STOP.

EVERYTHING IN THIS IS RIGHT!

People are having a go at fans before the shows have even started. They seem to be saying these things just so they can make themselves feel more important or powerful or whatever shit. If the performances had started and the first night there was major disruption, it might be acceptable. But they haven’t. There is no need for your condescending tones.

Most people are smart enogh to know that they shouldn’t start screaming and going batshit in the middle of a theatre. A couple might do this anyway, but as I said earlier THEY HAVEN’T YET BECAUSE IT HASN’T EVEN STARTED.

As for how to dress, I went to a Broadway show. Most people were dressed up, yes, but they were minding their own fucking business and wouldn’t have really cared if someone came in with pink sunnies. It’s not disturbing anyone, don’t be a snob.

Finally, do you think Darren is somehow the only person ever to go on Broadway that has a massive fandom. He’s fucking not. In this show alone, they have cast him, Daniel Radcliffe and Joe Jonas for the role of Finch. These are ALL people with fucking HUGE fandoms, in fact you could even speculate that they are deliberately casting such people. The people who put these shows together know what they’re doing. They are prepared and don’t need you doing their work for them.

And let me just reiterate tis one last time: DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING GO AT PEOPLE FOR SOMETHING THAT HASN’T EVEN HAPPENED YET, YOU IGNORANT, SNOBBISH PRICKS.

*and, breathe….*

I make that 4 YouTubers on Radio 1 today (and theres still 1 1/2 hours of Dan & Phil’s show to bring in more guests… :D)

edit: Thanks to that haiku feature, we’re up to 6 :D

trolllinginthedeep:

Hey guys! First of all, I got a lot of followers today. I suspect you all want my cucumber. All jokes aside, you are CARAYZYEY HI I’m Elena and I like peas I mean who doesn’t love peas really you can just vacuum them up like VROOP vacuum okay anyways here’s the story:

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WOWZERS :D
I always kind of dream that something like this will happen to me, but you know, I can’t imagine many celebrities just casually popping into the Sainsbury’s in Bedford any time soon…